Word Count: 1078
Author's summary: "Martha and Donna get bored and drunk, and the Doctor and Rose get a little 'help.'"
Characters/Pairings: Donna Noble, Martha Jones, Rose Tyler/Tenth Doctor.
Warnings: Mildly spoilery for the end of S4, though thoroughly AU.
Recced because: Martha and Donna make a great team, especially when they're drunk and making suppositions about Rose and the Doctor's, er, private activities. It's laugh-out-loud funny, snarky, and totally the way the season should have ended (leaving aside the fact that this would never have made it onto a family show). I was going to rec something serious or Old Skool (or both) today, but darnit, the brain just wants to think about fun and crack and the Awesomeness That Is Donna this week, so I finally gave up. It's too late to argue with any of my split personalities, anyway ('tis still Wednesday here, but only barely!).