Author: Lurky McLurklurk
Word Count: 4727
Author's Summary: Liz calls in UNIT to investigate a new professor, who turns out to be an old friend of the Doctor's.
Characters/Pairings: Third Doctor, Jo Grant, Liz Shaw, The Brigadier
Warnings: BDSM, Explicit Sex, Noncon.
Recced because: This story is completely hilarious. And yes, I realize how strange it sounds to say that a technically non-con story is hilarious, but it's true! The whole thing is a riot, it's got Liz/Jo whose very existence makes the entire world a better place to live in, and it's got the Third Doctor all tied up. I don't want to spoil the story, so I absolutely refuse to tell you who the "old friend" is, you'll just have to read it and find out for yourself. Oh, and the ending? Brilliant.
The Brigadier interposed himself at this point. "We've been having a lot of trouble recently with a slippery character, calls himself the Master. Another of the Doctor's people. Imagine someone as brilliant as our friend here, but as dedicated to mayhem and chaos as the Doctor is to ..."
"... chaos and mayhem?" Liz asked, with a twinkle in her eye.
"Now that's hardly fair," the Doctor said. "The Master is evil, a black hearted rogue of unspeakable deviousness."
"Besides," said Jo, "I think the Brigadier's wrong." Her superior's startled face made her smile involuntarily. "The Master may be an evil genius but he's nowhere near as brilliant as you, Doctor." Well, she reflected, it was after all her job to keep the Doctor happy, even if that meant contradicting the person who had appointed her to it.