Rating: Teen - Swearing - Het, Humor
Author's Summary: After "Journey's End" we were all left with only the hope that Rose and 10.2 would make it work and live happily ever after. But what if they just couldn't?
Characters/Pairings: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Recced because: In a post Journey's End world, there are a million and one stories out there of Handy and Rose, living their lives in complete happiness... this is not one of those stories! It turns out that warring with Rose bears a startling resemblance to the War of the Roses... will they both survive?
Oh, and I'd recommend not having any hot liquids within the vicinity when you read this.