Story: Something In The Hair
Word Count: 393
Author's summary: The Tenth and Eleventh Doctors mutually express their irresistible physical attraction to each other's most prominent attribute. Rampant double entendre results.
Characters/Pairings: Tenth Doctor/Eleventh Doctor (or, more properly, Tenth Doctor's Hair/Eleventh Doctor's Hair)
Warnings: Spoilers for the Eleventh Doctor's physical appearance.
Recced because: Some of the funniest and most creative works in this fandom have come about because of the kink meme. This is one of them. I'm so very glad that RedScharlach decided to post this on the Teaspoon under her own name.
"Then I've got a brilliant idea," said the Doctor. "You can pluck me all night long, and I'll pencil you in for next week..."