Rating: all ages
Word Count: 1653
Author's Summary: Owen learns more about just what it is that Ianto does.
Characters/Pairings: Ianto Jones, Owen Harper, Gwen Cooper
Warnings: Acid +5? Nah, to be serious for a second it's set after the end of S1 and before S2.
Recced because: This is an hilarious examination of some of the nitty gritty of Torchwood; where do all the bodies go? While the Doctor usually deals with the aftermath of his adventures by moving on, Team Torchwood rely on Ianto Jones to clean up after them in every way. Spastasmagoria gives us a slightly more frightening Ianto than many ficcers do and I love the combination of efficiencies in all of his duties. Add a great Owen voice and you have a really fun TW fic!