Author: Red Scharlach
Author's summary: A set of five deeply daft drabbles that explore exactly what it says on the tin.
Warnings: hilarious sex-related euphemisms
Word Count: 500
Recced because: Even as a Nine/Rose fan, it's great to see fabulous humour fic like this, where the idea of perfect mutual compatibility between humans and aliens is skewered. Each scenario is hilarious, from awkwardness, a lack of genitalia, quality control issues, euphemisms attacking, and my personal favourite, the interplay of regenerative powers and orgasm (And also, that was just the best EVER). An oldie but a goodie, this one is sure to make you laugh until you cry.