Rating: All Ages
Word Count: 2160
Author's Summary: Wrong time. Wrong place. Wrong Sarah Jane. Really, really, really wrong Sarah Jane. Careful, Doctor.
Characters/Pairings: Fourth Doctor, Sarah Jane Smith, Maria Jackson, Clyde Langer, Luke Smith
Recced because: Four meeting Sarah's teenage companions! I mean, do I really have to say anything else to sell this?
Actually, this is a companion story to another of minerva_fan's fics, but it stands quite fine on it's own.
"I’m fifteen," Luke said plainly.
"Fifteen? Sarah, you told the arresting officer you were twenty-three when we got arrested for looting…"
"False charges," Sarah said quickly to the gawking teens. "Dinosaur invasion of London. It was all a big misunderstanding."
The Doctor continued as if she hadn't spoken at all. "Add thirty-five years to that, then subtract fifteen…" He did the math in his head. "Tell me you're not Harry Sullivan's son! Oh, Sarah, you didn't….let me see those sideburns, boy…"