<b>Story:</b> <a href="http://www.whofic.com/viewstory.php?sid=30412"> Drinking Tactics For Nine Hundre Year Old Minors </a>
<b>Author:</b> <a href="http://www.whofic.com/viewuser.php?uid=9434"> Riversrunthroughme </a>
<b>Rating:</b> All Ages
<b>Word Count:</b> 4273
<b>Author's Summary:</b>“This is ridiculous,” said the Doctor at last, disbelievingly. “I’m nine-hundred and three years old. I shouldn’t be carded.” The adventures of Sally Sparrow and Eleven. (Response to the Jessa L'Rynn April ChallengeII lulz!)
<b>Characters/Pairings:</b> Eleventh Doctor, Sally Sparrow
<b>Recced because:</b> This story is simply gold. The characters are well thought out, the voices ring in true, if hysterical, tones and I was unable to stop laughing the whole way through my first read. I'm recommending it to you because I still laugh out loud, each time I read it through. So go, enjoy the best cure for a case of the Mondays: laughter!