Characters/Pairings: 5th Doctor, Tegan Jovanka, 5/Tegan.
Rating: All ages.
Word Count: 1760.
Summary: Five/Tegan. The spectators at an alien zoo expect more than they're given when the two humanoids are paraded before them. After all, the sign did read "Mating Couple in Captivity."
Recced Because: Just think about how much Tegan would love being in a situation like this. Hilarious. It's a fluffy story that peeks at a larger plot that is going on just on the edge of the action. It's crack-fic like at times, but what takes it beyond stories of its kind (silly fluff) is just how well drawn the 5th Doctor and Tegan are.
Mating couple in captivity, indeed. Maybe the female wasn't in season.