Author: Roach Patrol
Word Count: 2716
Author's summary: "I'll have to settle down. With a house or something - a proper house with... with, with doors and things - carpets! Me! Living in a house!... Now that, that - that is terrifying." An Impossible Planet AU.
Characters/Pairings: Ten/Rose, OCs
Warnings: consent issues, sort of
Recced because: It takes what looks like happily ever after fluffyfic and twists it into something subtly creepy and quite clever. I'm sure most of you who've been following Calufrax from the start know that I'm a sucker for Tenth Doctor horror fic, mostly because I really do find said Doctor to be creepy. So it's always nice to find fic that backs me up on this. What I especially like about Roach Patrol's fic, though, is that the Doctor doesn't even have to go all Oncoming Storm to freak me out. His creepiest moments happen while he's being nice.