Rating: None Listed, assume Teen
Word Count: 1166
Author's Summary: A story in which Rose fakes many orgasms.
Characters/Pairings: Ten/Rose, OC's
Warnings: Frank discussion of sexual matters.
Recced because: This is quite possibly one of the best pieces of crack!fic to come from this fandom. Not only does it deal well (and believably) with the concept of the Doctor and Rose having a child, but it displays a great deal of in-character humor about the situation. The entire fic is incredibly quotable, a series of snappy one-liners that mesh as a whole in a way that doesn't seem forced. It's a quick, light, fun bit of fluff, and I've wound up reading it a good dozen times when I've been in need of a pick-me-up.
“There is nothing quite as un-sexy obligatory ovulation sex. So whatever you and Carl are going through… it isn’t that. So just… quit going on about it? Oh, Shareen hasn’t had an orgasm in two weeks. Shareen’s going to dump him because of that. Just… just get yourself a vibrator and be done with it."