Rating: All Ages (I would call it PG, or possibly PG-13)
Word Count: 1045
Author's Summary: Five things that didn't happen after the Doctor left Rose in Journey's End.
Characters/Pairings: Duplicate Tenth Doctor, Rose Tyler (some vignettes have them paired, and some vignettes don't)
Recced because: The author presents five possible scenarios for what happened after the TARDIS left that beach in Norway at the end of "Journey's End," and they're all hysterically funny. Really good satire is hard to pull off, but thirty2flavors shows us how it's done.