Story: Scratching The Itch
Word Count: 20213
Author's Summary: Her mum had always told her that blokes had only one thing on their minds, but this was taking it to an entirely new level.
Warnings: Explicit Sex
Recced because: Does anyone ever need a reason to rec rallalon? I mean, just the fact that she's her should be enough to send anyone burning rubber toward whatever she's written. But if you want specifics, this story is Ral's version of, and I quote, "poke[ing] at a cliche until I sporfle." The result gives us over 20K words (at just the right pace, mind you) of hilarious, sexy, lovingly-rendered detail inside the mind of a venom-drunk Ten and a seriously baffled Rose as said cliche unfolds, while reminding us why the cliche was such a fun idea in the first place. Just, really...Loopy!Ten done perfectly. Spot on. Aces. ::golf clap:: THAT. Etc.