Rating: All ages
Word Count: 3293
Author's Summary: Utter, utter crack. Crossover with "Star Trek". Hopefully funny-ish if you've seen both shows. Amy watches a certain science fiction movie. The Doctor possibly insinuates that said certain science fiction movie is not entirely fictional.
Characters/Pairings: Eleven, Amy
Recced because: This fic has some brilliant dialogue, mostly delivered by a very uncomfortable Doctor, but some crackers also go to Amy. It's a fic full of banter too, which I like, and the 'real' Star Trek is a nice reinterpretation of the Star Trek universe we might be more familiar with. Nothing very much happens, people just sit around and talk and get pissed, but a very funny time is had by all. (Sadly Rory was busy that day).
“Amy,” he said plaintively, “I don’t have a bowl cut. Look at me, all bowl cut free. What’s he got that I haven’t?”
“Oh come on, you know I’ve got that in spades.”
“Human mother, alien father.”
“So have I!”
Amy’s mouth, chocolatey and moist, hung open momentarily. The Doctor shook his head.
“Another time; long, long story. I’ve never had a bowl cut-well maybe I came close when I had that recorder but it wasn’t quite. Time Lords hold logic up above all other pursuits too, they’re stuffy too, they have silly jumpers too. They have odd physiognomy, strange names and their planet was destroyed. I’ve got the lot!”
No podfic today. Hopefully more tomorrow. Remember to check out pod_aware!