Word Count: 3305
Author's Summary: Jack Harkness met Amy and Rory long before he met the Doctor.
Recced because: This story apparently stemmed from a throwaway line early in the series about Jack Harkness sleeping with his executioners. How the author got from that to the idea that Amy and Rory somehow happened to be said executioners, I've no idea. But I don't really mind at all; it gets us the fun sexy hilarity and craziness that is this fic. Even amidst the silliness, I love the dialogue and characterization too.
"You know, I'm sure you two get this all the time," Jack says, gesturing toward them with his glass, "but you are both drop-dead gorgeous."
"Oh, yeah, all the time," Rory replies. "From the loads of people we've, you know, killed."
"I mean it, seriously," Jack continues, pausing only to slurp up some more vodka. "If you two are the last thing I see, I will die a very happy man. I don't suppose you ever do your executions naked?"
"Give me some of that vodka and I'll see what we can do," Amy says. She steps down on Rory's foot and he yelps. "We might even snog you. We're very flexible."