Word Count: 1053
Author's Summary: Stuck in a holding cell? Must be Tuesday.
Characters/Pairings: Ninth Doctor, Captain Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler.
Recced because: ... And to continue the week's theme of crack and threesomes, here's a fic that isn't crack and isn't a threesome, but does a good job of pretending to be both. It's a snippet of an adventure that gives up the excuse of plot (let's admit it, mostly they're flimsy, anyway), and just goes straight to the Doctor and Jack, bickering (and flirting slightly). And it's hilarious.