Story: Other People's Pets
Rating: All Ages
Word Count: 10,477
Author's Summary: Rose decides to keep the Dalek instead of Adam. The Doctor is not amused.
Characters/Pairings: Adam Mitchell, Jack Harkness, Jackie Tyler, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, Slitheen, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (9th)
Recced because: This is probably one of the funniest fics I have ever read. It's complete and utter crack!fic, and had me in stitches from beginning to end. Basically, at the end of "Dalek", Rose decides to adopt the Dalek with her DNA as a pet. From there, there's spectacularly funny times, as the Dalek (named Pedro, as all Daleks should be) is highly protective of Rose and wants to weed out her potential suitors (The Doctor and Jack included!). Even the post-Doomsday epilogue is more funny than sad, thanks to the author's incredible penchant for humor!
INCORRECT, snapped Pedro. DO YOU INTEND TO PURSUE HER PURELY FOR PHYSICAL GRATIFICATION?
YOU HEARD ME.
No! thought the Doctor. Of course not!
“Doctor, are you feeling all right?” asked Rose tentatively, interrupting the mental communications. “Your face has gone all red.”
“Uh, it’s just a bit hot out,” muttered the Doctor.
“Maybe you shouldn’t wear black leather and jumpers out in the sun,” she suggested gently.
DO NOT REMOVE YOUR CLOTHING OR I WILL EXTERMINATE YOU.
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