Word Count: 482
Author's Summary: The Doctor finds a new sonic screwdriver.
Characters/Pairings: The Doctor (11th), River Song, Rory Williams, Amy Pond
Warnings: None listed -- Adult (sexual) concepts
Recced because: The Doctor is adorably ignorant about certain aspects of human sexuality, and Amy and Rory's reaction is priceless. And really, only the Doctor could mistake a sex toy for a sonic screwdriver...
The Doctor gave a smirk of triumph then fiddled in his coat pocket for his sonic screwdriver. He pulled it out with a flourish and aimed it at the kettle.
Amy sat up straight in her chair. "Oh my God."
Rory blinked. "Doctor, what is that? Is that a..."
"Rory, shut up." Amy said. Her husband snapped his mouth closed even as his eyes continued to goggle.
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