Rating: All Ages
Word Count: 829
Author's Summary: Eleven wants to discuss last night with Rory. Rory really wishes he wouldn’t.
Characters/Pairings: Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th), Contains background Eleven/River/Romana II.
Recced because: This is an amusing little story. The Doctor's story of what happened the night before and the way he tells it are funny and in character, as is Rory's reaction. The Doctor failing to understand that he's talking about the sort of thing a father doesn't want to know about his Doctor just make it funnier.
“Rory,” said the Doctor, who was suddenly in his kitchen without invitation or warning, and pulling a chair up to the table. He beamed. “Hi.”
“Amy’s not here and I haven’t had my breakfast yet. But hi.”
“Rory, Rory —”
“All right, what is it? And I’m not going near the TARDIS, okay? She’d kill me.”
The Doctor gave a deliberate cough. “Can I talk to you? You know… man to man.”
“No!” Rory paused, and then tried again, with less high-pitched panic. “I mean, maybe. What about?”
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