Story: Unexpected Visits
Rating: All ages
Word Count: 500
Author's Summary: What if Captain Jack met River's parents?
Characters/Pairings: Amy Pond, Jack Harkness, River Song, River Song, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Recced because: Families are always embarassing, and families with time travellers especially so. This short romp shows why...
“Captain Jack Harkness,” the man bowed with an elegant flourish, he stepped forward and raised Amy’s fingertips to his lips. “At your service.” His eyes offered all kinds of services.
“No you bloody well are not,” River muttered under her breath.
Jack ignored her. “And you are?”
Amy, ironically flattered, cocked a smile at him. “I’m River’s mother.”
Jack’s eyebrows flew up. His eyes glowed. His eyes flew up and down her long lovely form. “The beautiful mother of the delightful River Song? I am honored to meet you!” Suave charm virtually oozed out of every pore.
“And I’m her father,” Rory said in his best repressive Roman voice.
The man turned and his eyes poured over Rory with the same suggestive glance. “And your father’s pretty too,” he said, casting a flirty glance at Rory.