Rating: All Ages
Word Count: 1313
Characters/Pairings: Ten, Eleven, Amy Pond, Rory Williams, River Song
Author's Summary: AMY POND used SLAP. ELEVENTH DOCTOR has been INJURED FATALLY.
I am a sucker for hilarious crack, and this is hilarious crack of the first order. Gain new companions while avoiding the nefarious inference of the WILD CRACK. This fic is Eleven's first two series re-imagined as a snarky text adventure game. And did I mention it's really funny?
THE TARDIS has crash landed!
ELEVENTH DOCTOR climbs out.
A WILD AMELIA POND appeared!
》》Amelia 》There is a crack in my wall! Can you help?
》》Doctor 》Don’t worry, I can! Trust me, I’m the Doctor
A WILD CRACK appeared!
ELEVENTH DOCTOR used FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD!
WILD CRACK has been defeated.
Unfortunately, she's only 6 years old. Oops.