Story: Bowing to the Inevitable
Author: Lurky McLurklurk / ionlylurkhere
Word Count: 1373
Author's Summary: Everywhere they go, people think they're married.
Characters/Pairings: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Warnings: Explicit Sex
Recced because: It made me laugh - a lot - and it's very Ten and Donna-ish.
"Ah ha!" the Doctor shouted.
The six-foot-high insect being turned to the Doctor. "You have an idea, Mr Noble? A way out of this crisis?"
"Ah, er, it's Doctor, actually. Just 'Doctor', that is, not 'Doctor Noble'. You know, there's a street in Malaga called Doctor Noble; I met him once, the chap it was named after--"
Donna interrupted him forcefully. "The main point is, we're not married. To each other or anyone else."
"You nearly got married, though," the Doctor pointed out. "The first time we met was at her wedding," he told the insect helpfully.
"When you abducted me from my wedding, you mean."
"Abduct nothing! It was an interphasic attractive force between huon particles. Besides, you were lucky I did, your fiancé was going to sacrifice you to a spider."