Word Count: 1833
Author's Summary: 4th Doctor and Sarah. A/U. The Doctor learns that he has an unusual reaction to a common earth object. Suggestive silliness ensues.
Recced because: Suggestive sillyness is right. This story manages to be hot and absurd at the same time. Both Doctor and companion are spot on and if I said any more it would spoil the story.
ETA: Now with actual linkage and correct spelling of the authors name. This is what happens when I post right before I go to bed. :/