Rating: All Ages
Word Count: 1370
Author's summary: The universe isn't big enough for the two of them. AU after Claws of Axos.
Characters/Pairings: Third Doctor/Delgado!Master, Benton
Warnings: none that I can think of
Recced because: It's the Third Doctor and the Delgado!Master trying to do domestic together and failing utterly. It's funny and witty and so very, very true. And because it's by livii, it goes without saying that the character voices are flawless. I could quote you all my favorite lines from this fic, but I'd end up quoting the whole fic. Just read it. It's good and unless you're completely allergic to slash or to Classic Who it will make you smile.
You might think a TARDIS, with its infinity of rooms and being much, much bigger on the inside than it is on the outside, would be plenty big enough for two normal-sized, humanoid Time Lords.
You'd be dead wrong.