Author: Dr Miracle
Rating: All ages
Word count: 1443
Author's summary: One gets the impression that Torchwood!Jack fell through through the Cardiff rift from the Gamestation Era to the early twentieth century, and has been looking for the Doctor ever since. Thing is, he's had numerous opportunities to catch up with all the Doctor's previous incarnations. This story explains why the poor man is still languishing in Cardiff...
Characters/pairings: Captain Jack, 1st Doctor, 2nd Doctor, 3rd Doctor, 4th Doctor, 5th Doctor, 6th Doctor, 7th Doctor, 8th Doctor
Recced because: It's my personal fanon that Jack met at least one version of the Doctor before he caught up with Ten in Cardiff, probably a bit different to this, admitedly, but it didn't stop me from finding this very funny. Also, I couldn't go a week and not rec crack fic when it is my most favourite type of fic. This is short, sharp and funny which makes it pretty perfect, in my opinion. Each Doctor is spot as well.